Someoe tries to convert you -Interactive story

You give some guy some money because he's collecting for charity

He takes out a book

Asks you have it because you're a nice young man/woman

You look at the book

It has wierd writing and shit. From the east. Clearly a religous text but not of a major religeon you can rechognise.
Choose:

1) Tell him that you have no need for such a book, and wish him good luck. >>[1]
2) Punch the bitch in the face. >>[E4]
3) Preach about another religeon>>[3]
4) Ask what branch of christianity it it >>[3]
5) Flip him off and walk away >>[E5]
6) Take your money back and walk away. >>[4]
7) Take the book and stamp on it >>[E9]
8) Take the book, smile, and leave >>[E10]
9) Pretend you didn't hear him and walk away >>[E9]

[1] "No, please, take it. It'll bring peace and tranquility to whichever room you keep it in"
Choose:
1) "There's no use for a book I won't read. I'm sure someone else will have a better use for it." *attempt to leave* >>[2]
2) Run away >> [E5]
3) Punch the asshole in the face >> [E4]

[2] "Please young man, I insist."
1) "Thank you sir, but no thank you." *attempt to leave* >>[E1]
2) Harvest his flesh for the mighty god of the frogs >>[E2]
3) Run like shit >>[E3]

[3] The man looks very dismayed
1) Continue preaching/ Ask again >>[E6]
2) Laugh and walk away >>[E5]

[4] In seven years you learnt that the school they were working on collapsed due to shoddy and cheap burning materials. 62 are dead and 17 are injured.
1) Fap >>[E7]
2) Regret your decision to take your money back >>[E8]
3) Loot the school >>[E7]


[5] You learn about the might culture of the frog god. It corrupts you, warps you. You eat your left arm to the french national anthem. You are complete.
1) Fap >>[E7.5]
2) I didn't read the book in the first place tho >>[E9]
3) Fap >>[E10]


[E1] YOU HAVE ESCAPED AND YOU ARE VICTORIOUS
you are a polite person who isn't finny or violent enough to embaress him.

[E2] THE MIGHT FROG GOD HONOURS YOUR SACRIFICE BY SENDING 20 POLICEMAN TO SHOOT YOU WHERE YOU STAND
You are batshit insane. Get help. ALternatively, this is a test from the frog god. Do not fail him by being trolled.

[E3] YOU HAVE ESCAPED AND YOU ARE VICTORIOUS
You're a good runner but like putting of decisions.

[E4] YOU ARE ARRESTED
You feel smug and contemplate eating toads. In 7 years you become the might frog god, Acheslooor.

[E5] YOU ARE VICTORIOUS
Your a pretty cool guy who ain't fraid of anythign

[E6] YOU ARE FORCED IN AN ALLEYWAY AND HE MAKES FAPS IN YOUR FACE
Bazinga.

[E7]YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL
You believe in warped justice and and think it is very sexy (If you're aetheist, go to [E7.5])

[E7.5] YOU ARE REINCARNATED AS CANNED TUNA.
You believe in warped justice and think it is very sexy. You are also a fishead.

[E8] A WINRAR IS NOT YOU
Your wife leaves you because you cannot live on. Oh, you commited suicide. So that was expected that you couldn't live.
You have morality. And like jumping off buildings.

[E9] NO CONSEQUENCE
he picks the book up and looks a little sad.
You don't care about trampeling on people's feelings but you don't let strangers fuck with you, you manly, ruggid shithead.

[E10] Bonus ending. Post a picture of a frog :3
I like frogs.